SRI LANKAN HUMOR

Warning: If you don't have a sense of humor, please don't read the jokes in these pages. Also, if you are a big-shot politico in Sri Lanka, or related to one of them, chances are that these jokes try to have some laughs at your expense, so don't read 'em.

It is inevitable that someone is going to get offended by these jokes. If you do not want to be offended, please don't read any of them. If you go ahead and ignore this warning, you lose the right to complain about their offensiveness.

Having said that, I will try not to include ethnic jokes, sick jokes, and what I consider really offensive ones. If you have some Sri Lankan jokes, and would like to share them with others, please e-mail them to me at peekaydee@isr.umd.edu. Please credit the source whenever possible.



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