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Top Ten List

Some former Ananda College guy posted a recycled joke with the Royal College name inserted in place of a college in the US. So much for the originality of the Old Anandians. In reply, I wrote this Top Ten. And, Joey Buttafuco name was being used every night on the Big Show by Mr. Letterman.

From the home office in Silver Spring, Maryland here are the Top 10 reasons why Nalanda broke away from Ananda


  10: Ananda's Principal and Vice Principal were playing hide and seek.
      VP couldn't find his way back; so, he created Nalanda where he got lost.

   9: All the people from Maradana railway station kept coming into
      Ananda thinking it's the bus terminal.  (at least it smells like 
      the bus terminal.)  Had to create more space for the kids.

   8: Ananda wanted to play a "big match" but no other school wanted
      any part in it; so, they had to create Nalanda.

   7: One word: Buttafuco. (Butt-a-fuco :-))

   6: Somebody washed the flag and the yellow stuff (your guess is as good
      as mine) went away.  Had to create a new school.

   5: Unlike Anandians, Nalandians wanted to get hitched to *girls.*
      So they moved closer to Gothami *primary school.*

   4: Anandians who kept hitting on patients at the de Zoysa maternity
      hospital had to be moved farther away.

   3: Had to separate the teachers from the "really horny guys."

   2: Nalandians wanted to be closer to the Welikada prison so they
      could visit their fathers during the interval.

   And the number one reason why Nalanda broke away from Ananda is

   1: Colonel Henry Steele Olcot wanted to separate the girls from the boys.  
      (We are still not sure which school is which)

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